Conversation killer

Last night I was having an interesting discussion with someone in which I actually felt my mind expand a little. Conversation is interesting when the person you’re talking to really knows what he or she is talking about and can communicate it clearly.

This doesn’t happen too often.

How many times have I failed to make a conversation more interesting? I thought to myself. I made some people laugh, I left some people offended, but did I make anyone think?

I would like this blog to be a conversation. I would like to write you something that I really know about. But too often I’ve descended to posting pictures of poor English translations on signs. Sorry about that.

Two problems with this: first, the things I want to write about are conversation killers: politics, religion, regrets, pet peeves, character flaws. It’s not really safe to write about these things. Talking about it is okay, because you can always deny having ever said it. (I never said that.)

Second, my topics of interest are too random. It doesn’t make sense to have a blog about China, Fringe (TV show), progressive politics, liberal Christianity and the occasional trip to Bali. It’s much safer to do restaurant reviews (buy one get one free burgers at Blue Frog on Mondays!).

Probably its best if I keep the blog politically correct and save the conversation killers for the proper time and place, such as a novel with different totally different names, places and time periods.

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The Future History is coming soon

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I recently put the last few key strokes on the first manuscript of my book. That is not to say it is finished — in many ways the fun is just getting started. Now begins a period of review and revision, editing and soul searching.

About the same time, I stumbled across a document, an initial concept of the story that I jotted down at the beginning of the journey, dated May 10, 2008. So it took me two years (and counting) to carry out this concept. Keep in mind that before I began researching the story, I had to research how to write a book. The heavy writing really didn’t get underway until a year ago.

Since I have a full-time job, this book has been written on weekends, evenings, holidays, train trips and airplane rides … so you’re going to have to excuse me if it’s a little bumpy.

When can you read it? I don’t want to make any promises yet. But rest assured, the Future History is coming soon.

Photo by Adam Gingrich.

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When “right on red” isn’t right

This article was originally published in the Global Times on May 11, 2010.

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Illustration by Peter C. Espina

Let’s get one thing clear: This is not an angry rant by a bitter expat. This is not a critique of a sensitive political issue or a particular social ill, nor is it an issue that only affects foreigners – it affects everyone who has ever crossed the street in Beijing on foot.

I am talking about the practice of turning right when the traffic light is red. In traffic terms, it is known as right on red; in real-life terms, it is ridiculous.

Long ago, people realized that when driving on the right side of the road, the car in the right lane can turn right without interfering with cross traffic even when the light is red. The practice is reversed in countries that drive on the left, but the logic remains the same: Why stop and wait at the light when there are no oncoming cars?

Right on red fails to take into account one important factor: pedestrians. In sparsely populated rural areas, the policy makes perfect sense. But in Beijing, it’s an accident waiting to happen, literally.

I spoke to a Beijing police officer about this very issue.

“When should I cross the street?” I asked. “When the light turns green, cars are still coming.”

“You have to pay attention to the light and also watch for cars,” answered the officer.

“So when is the safest time for me to walk across the street?”

“There isn’t a 100 percent safe time to cross the street,” he replied.

Then the officer politely explained to me that, in fact, right on red does have a little-known, seldom-observed provision for pedestrians: Cars in the right lane may turn right at a red light unless there are pedestrians.

I thanked the officer and, carefully, crossed the street. But then I started thinking, when in Beijing are there ever not pedestrians?

Unfortunately too many of Beijing’s spacious sidewalks have been Shanghaied into makeshift parking places for the growing automobile population. Where – and more importantly – when is it safe to walk?

First, we must all recognize that right on red is not suited to a city as crowded as Beijing. That means that drivers need to resist the urge to turn right at red lights – I’m talking about you too motorcycles!

Second, pedestrians must observe the traffic signals and stay within the designated crossings. That means not charging across an intersection just because there are no cars at the moment.

This may seem like a small problem compared to more serious social ills. But with the Shanghai Expo now promoting the concept of “Better City, Better Life,” I can think of few problems that are as simple to fix and which promise such immediate returns in quality of life than everyone deciding that right on red is wrong.

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Beach Bali-ball

This is becoming rarer and rarer — a moment in one’s travels when an unspoiled, non-commercialized spectacle of local life is stumbled across. I call it a “National Geographic” moment. It’s something simple and at the same time breathtaking, a product of everyday human life in a culturally relevant package. But it’s not for sale. You just have to be at the right place at the right time.

That would be Sunday evening on Seminyak beach in Bali, Indonesia. With the sun setting, the tide going out and the FIFA World Cup on the horizon, a band of barefoot boys who have probably spent their whole life on the beach play soccer in the surf.

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Moment of Being (in Seattle)

seattlemobMy favorite Chinese writer, Ning Ma, recently turned out an English poem about a trip she took to Seattle. Here’s an excerpt:

Inky letters float in the little bookstore,
crying out in the gloomy rain:
“EAT, SLEEP, READ”
this is their last battlefield.

Go over to to momentofbeing.com to check it out.

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China blogging essentials

For all of you who live in China and want to share your experiences online like I do — but are finding out that all the best blog services (Blogger, Wordpress, Posterous, etc.) are blocked in China — here’s a great post entitled, “Blogging in China for the Clueless” over at the Beijing Duck blog, which includes some useful links that explain how to set up your own hosting service and domain name and a private install of Wordpress (which is the system that powers Go Too Far East).

Also, Dreamhost.com has a great hosting package (which works in China) that features automatic installation of Wordpress. For Go Too Far East readers who are interested in Dreamhost, please drop me an e-mail and I can get you a discount.

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Engrish

In honor of my recent misspelling of a headline on this blog, here’s a little non-native English speaking country action for all of you Engrish lovers!

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Meat patty explode the stomach. At least their being honest!

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The Island of Return

The Indonesian word for “return” is kembali … nearly a homonym for the island that I recently returned to, Bali.

It was just a brief trip – a few days on the beach after a workshop before I had to head back to Beijing. I was last in Bali for my honeymoon just over a year ago, and though I knew that one day I would return, I didn’t realize it would be this soon. The island wasn’t finished with me.

In case you get a chance to travel (or return) to Bali, here’s a few places that I recommend:

Geger Beach
Bali is surrounded by beaches, literally. But this is one of my favorites: Geger. Located in Nusa Dua, it’s secluded from the more trafficked, commercialized beaches but close enough to be reached by a short taxi ride. It’s not really a surfer beach, at least not too close to shore – the waves aren’t big enough. But there are boogie board rentals. During high tide, they are strong and tall enough to have fun without being too scary for swimmers. During low tide the waves break far off shore, revealing a broad sandy beach and clear still waters. There are a few dozen beach chairs that can be rented, and on weekdays they hardly ever seem to be half taken. But beware, during the weekend it may get filled up with local expats. When you get hungry, the warungs serve everything from hamburgers and French fries to delicious nasi goreng and satay.

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Ku De Ta
One of the coolest places I’ve ever been to, Ku De Ta is part restaurant, part night club, part boardwalk. Built with a typical Balinese blur between inside and outside space, the dining area opens up to an open-air courtyard. The dance floor is literally a grass lawn. And it has open access to the beach at Seminyak. So it’s perfectly normal to see women in their evening dresses being accosted at the bar by guys in their board shorts. The drinks (not to mention the food) are ridiculously priced by Bali standards – but good. And at night, a spotlight illuminates the waves crashing on the beach nearby.

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Bumbu Bali
If you liked the nasi goreng (Indonesian fried rice) at Geger Beach, then you’re going to love Bumbu Bali, which serves traditional, home-style Balinese cuisine. Legend has it that the island culture doesn’t have an “eating out” tradition, so Bumbu Bali aims to let visitors taste the food they would otherwise only taste in a Balinese home. At the entrance, the kitchen crew welcomes guests with a boisterous Balinese greeting, before you are escorted to your table and a flower is stuck in your hair. There’s only one menu item you really need to know about: the set meal. And be sure to only order one – the two of us couldn’t finish it! A three-course feast, Bumbu Bali takes the “little bit of everything” approach, allowing you to sample roast fish, chicken in banana leaf, fruit I had never tasted before – basically a helping of everything the island has to offer. Every bit of it is delicious.

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BodyWorks
Bali is so famous for its spas that an entire school of massage is named after it. So as you might have expected, there are spas everywhere on the island, which makes it all the more difficult to choose one. One place that we’ve now visited twice, and liked both times, is BodyWorks. They have a two-hour, full body massage for two. I won’t go into detail to avoid exposing their trade secrets, but let’s just say that you will be covered in yogurt at least once. Plus, it’s located in Seminyak, so you can catch a massage on your way to Ku De Ta.

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Ellie’s
Both times we’ve been to Bali, this was really the place that made our trip. Ellie’s is a small bed and breakfast located in a Balinese neighborhood. You can check out the review I wrote the first time I visited, here. Now, after having checked out some of the island’s other hotels too, I can confirm that Ellie’s is one of the best places to stay in Bali. Actually, it’s more than just a place to stay. Ellie’s is infused with the spirit of Bali – a laid-back island rhythm and ultra-attentive service, both relaxing and invigorating. It feels more like you’re staying in someone’s home than a hotel.

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Bookmark

Those of you who have been following my blog for a while know that one of my long-term writing projects is a book, a novel. As my very first attempt at fictional writing, it’s been a learning experience to say the least. When I started out, I had no idea how to write a story. There were times when I really doubted the direction the book was going — and it’s still a work in progress. But I’ve come far enough now that I’m confident to at least reveal the title … and leave you all with a little mystery.

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It’s time for a road trip.

Photo by Adam Gingrich.

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Flying saucers, burning bushes and talking sheep – Part 2

Part II: Talking sheep
As a child, a librarian once described to me the difference between non-fiction and fiction. Non-fiction is true, she said; fiction is not.
She couldn’t have been farther from the truth.
The fissure that divides the two factions of literature, non-fiction and fiction, irregularly dissects the truth. But in librarian logic, it is category, a form – something the truth does is not easily confined to.
History books, how-to books, biographies, atlases – these are non-fiction because they supposedly describe the world for what it is. But all you have to do is look at the controversy surrounding the content of textbooks in Texas to realize that non-fiction authors often take as much artistic license as their counterparts on the fiction shelf.
Across the isle, fiction consists of stories that are “made up” … or so we were told. When we take the time to dig into these authors’ lives, it becomes apparent that much of fiction is remixed autobiographical content. The stories tell the personal narratives of the non-fiction history books on the opposite shelf.
Pushed to the very end of the fiction shelf is science fiction and fantasy. What sets these genres apart from general fiction is the inclusion of imaginary story elements. But they no more falls on the wrong side of truth than other forms of fiction.
Science fiction is fantasy in the age of science. It’s aliens instead of ogres, ray guns instead of magic rings. Comic book heroes are part of this class. Though Superman and Batman may not be science fiction in the classic sense of the term, they are materially indistinct from fantasy. For example, Iron Man is both fantasy superhero and science fiction technology. This correlation is nothing new either. Just read the stories of ancient Chinese martial arts legends who fought villains with their seemingly supernatural powers to keep peace in society and you’ll see what I mean.
The common thread linking the Hobbit, Batman and Star Trek is this: the authors felt the need to insert imaginary elements into their stories.
I think we sometimes assume that the writers of science fiction and fantasy did so on a whim, simply because they like spaceships or wearing underwear on the outside or whatever. But what I’m really going for here is that these authors felt the need to bend the boundaries of reality.
To understand why, we turn to another type of literature that contains fantastical elements: fables. It’s not hard to draw a line from science fiction to fantasy to myths, legends and fables. Talking sheep are really no stranger than flying saucers.
Now here’s something my librarian was right about. She told us that fables were intended to communicate virtues and morals. Aesop’s Fables are a prime example . “The Tortoise and the Hare” is not simply a story about talking animals, it’s a treatise on the value of perseverance. Stories such as these can be found in many, if not all, cultures.
In today’s world, we don’t interact everyday with animals; however, we do interact everyday with technology, hence science fiction’s androids, robots, and Transformers. From comic books to Star Wars, it is not surprising that the stories  of these modern fables revolve around the struggle between good and evil, heroes and villain.
Writers have long understood that the deepest of truths, such as those dealing with morals and ethics, are sometimes best embedded within strong fictional narratives. There are plenty of examples in literature, from Aesop’s Fables to Animal Farm.
If you don’t believe that fiction is often more apt at telling the hard truths than non-fiction, just read The Onion, a fictional news website. Peel back the satire, and you’re left with some truths that may make you laugh or cry. Another example is Comedy Central’s satirical TV news program, “The Daily Show,” whose host, Jon Stewart, ranks among the most trusted men in America.
The truth is that the real truth is many times far too dangerous to say directly. It needs to be cushioned in the satirical, the anthropomorphic, the fictional, the fantastical – including science fiction. It it any wonder than the man who wrote Animal Farm also wrote Nineteen Eighty-Four?
There’s another realm that fiction, especially science fiction, is uniqeuly equipped to address: the unknown.
To be continued…

GTFE-talkingsheepPart II: Talking sheep

As a child, a librarian once described to me the difference between non-fiction and fiction. Non-fiction is true, she said; fiction is not.

She couldn’t have been farther from the truth.

The fissure that divides the two factions of literature, non-fiction and fiction, irregularly dissects the truth. But in librarian logic, it is category, a form – something the truth does is not easily confined to.

History books, how-to books, biographies, atlases – these are non-fiction because they supposedly describe the world for what it is. But all you have to do is look at the controversy surrounding the content of textbooks in Texas to realize that non-fiction authors often take as much artistic license as their counterparts on the fiction shelf.

Across the isle, fiction consists of stories that are “made up” … or so we were told. When we take the time to dig into these authors’ lives, it becomes apparent that much of fiction is remixed autobiographical content. These stories tell the personal perspective of the narratives in the non-fiction history books on the opposite shelf.

Pushed to the very end of the fiction section is science fiction and fantasy. What sets these genres apart from general fiction is the inclusion of imaginary story elements. But they no more belong on the wrong side of the truth than other forms of fiction.

Science fiction is fantasy in the age of science. It’s aliens instead of ogres, ray guns instead of magic rings. Comic book heroes are part of this class. Though Superman and Batman may not be science fiction in the classic sense of the term, they are materially indistinct from fantasy. For example, Iron Man is both fantasy superhero and science fiction technology. This correlation is nothing new. Just read the stories of ancient Chinese martial arts legends who fought villains with their seemingly supernatural powers to keep peace in society and you’ll see what I mean.

The common thread linking The Hobbit, Batman and Star Trek is this: the authors felt the need to insert imaginary elements into their stories.

I think we sometimes assume that the writers of science fiction and fantasy did so on a whim, simply because they like spaceships or wearing underwear on the outside. But what I’m really going for here is that these authors felt the need to bend the boundaries of reality.

To understand why, we turn to another type of literature that contains fantastical elements: fables. It’s not hard to draw a line from science fiction to fantasy to myths, legends and fables. Talking sheep are really no stranger than flying saucers.

Now here’s something my librarian was right about. She told us that fables were intended to communicate virtues and morals. Aesop’s Fables are a prime example. “The Tortoise and the Hare” is not simply a story about talking animals, it’s a treatise on the value of perseverance. Stories such as these can be found in many, if not all, cultures.

In today’s world, we don’t interact everyday with animals; however, we do interact everyday with technology, hence science fiction’s androids, robots, and Transformers. From comic books to Star Wars, it is not surprising that the stories of these modern fables revolve around the struggle between good and evil, heroes and villain.

Writers have long understood that the deepest of truths, such as those dealing with morals and ethics, are sometimes best embedded within strong fictional narratives. There are plenty of examples in literature, from Aesop’s Fables, as was already mentioned, to Animal Farm.

If you don’t believe that fiction is often more apt at telling the hard truths than non-fiction, just read The Onion, a fictional news website. Peel back the satire, and you’re left with some truths that may make you laugh or cry. Another example is Comedy Central’s satirical TV news program, “The Daily Show.” No one would believe that its host, Jon Stewart, is a “real” news anchor. He’s a comedian, and yet he ranks among the most trusted men in America.

The truth is that the real truth is often far too dangerous to say directly. It needs to be cushioned in the satirical, the anthropomorphic, the fictional, the fantastical – even science fiction. It it any wonder than the man who wrote Animal Farm also wrote Nineteen Eighty-Four?

But if the intrique of science fiction just stopped there, with simplistic sketches of good and evil, all we would is fairy tales. Thankfully, there’s another, deeper realm that fiction, especially science fiction, is uniqeuly equipped to address: the unknown.

To be continued…

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